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The Taming of the Shoe

Mon Jul 6, 2009, 4:41 PM
  • Mood: Frustrated
  • Listening to: People
  • Reading: Books aboot mental disorders
  • Watching: THE WORLD WAKE UP FROM HISTORYYYY
  • Playing: With action figures
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Watar.
I wish life were more like my DVR


So I could fast forward to the part that makes sense.


The end.

deviantID

Oh hai.

I'm Celeste and I like some stuff and I don't like other stuff.

Age: 18 or something like that.
Marital Status: Polygamist.
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Child molester's eyes cerulean.
Height: 5'2"
Weight: Depends on the day. And weather. And the alignment of the stars. No shit, it's ridickulous how much it fluctuates.

Your strong points: My BICEPS.

Your weak points: Babysnacks and oldmanbabes.

How did you get into art: Uh. It was a good way to have my ego stroked.

What sort of art can you do: Not much. Basically Anime arts. Skinny crack homos. It makes ME happy, and that's what matters.

What sort of art are you epic fail at: Like eff. Everything. I never got driven to art classes on Wednesdays at 4:00 like all the cool kids.

Art tools you swear by: Mechanical pencils, my sick-ass pens that are not Microns and can therefore survive me PRISMACOLOR MURDERRRR.

And paper. It's pretty helpful.

Art tools you hate: Uh. Pens that die when they tough my incredible coloring. They make me feel angry.

What inspires you: ITSOUNDSCHEESY but weather. Like, there's certain ways the weather can look that makes me just HAVE to write/draw. Late evening, overcast, warmish, raining really hard. THUNDERSTORMS OH GOD. Uh. Sunrise. Full moons. Things like that. Also history, the Word, some music, and. FUcking. Gambit's crotch or something.

Likes: Cartoons, cheesy things, X-Mans, night, Steampunk, other post-punk subcultures, Sci-Fi channel, the utterly bizarre, the supernatural, snuggling with my obese dog, DAVID BOWIE, cheesecake, goggles, and other assorted bullshit.

Dislikes: Clipping my toenails, extreme rudeness, not having caffeine in my body at all times, being angry, not having any human contact for long periods of time, TWILIGHT FAILURES.

I can't live without: Air, water, food, shelter.

I don't appreciate enough: Anything, really. I'm a teenager.

If I could be someone else: David Bowie's underwear.

If I could have a super power: David Bowie's underwear.

My deepest regret: Fucking up any option for having a future.

My wildest dream: To have a future anyway.

The most amazing thing I've ever done: Got up off the couch and went for a jog once.

My biggest accomplishment: Eh.

My biggest future accomplishment: Getting Misadventures published and thereby giving Steampunk kids something to live for.

Thoughts for your fans: U LIEK ME? U RLY LIEK ME?

Words of advice: Before telling someone how stupid, ludicrous, and ignorant their beliefs are, think about how stupid, ludicrous, and ignorant you might be acting.

Just a thought.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: A planet called...Ee-arth?
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: D:
  • Print preference: D: </poor>
  • Interests: The unknown. :O
  • Favourite movie: I watch WAY too many movies for that.
  • Favourite band or musician: Ones that you probably have never heard of. :D
  • Favourite genre of music: Any, so long as it's good.
  • Favourite artist: YOU.
  • Favourite poet or writer: YOU.
  • Favourite photographer: YOU.
  • Favourite style of art: Whatever happens to float my boat that day.
  • Operating System: Voltron! ASSEMBLE!
  • MP3 player of choice: My Pod.
  • Shell of choice: Turtle!
  • Wallpaper of choice: Wallpaper!
  • Skin of choice: I are not cannibals. D:<
  • Favourite game: A lot. Maybe Phoenix Wright?
  • Favourite gaming platform: Lol Wii.
  • Favourite cartoon character: I watch so many cartoons your eyes would implode.
  • Personal Quote: "If that shirt were any shorter, we could see Link's Master Sword!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Sex and violence.

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Comments


I am so horribly indecisive it's not even fooney.

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Then make a request for one with multiple peeps in it.

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AUGH ugh stop being queer..

Draw these two. [link]

GAD.

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ehehehehe.
*loves on*

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